Harvard

Harvard....Otherwise known as The William Cullen Library at Wits University. Harvard is the centre of African Studies at Wits and Home 2 tHE sUSHI!
tHE sUshi is a Fish, on paper, drawn and brought to life by my blessed frIEnd NEO MOTHAE.
wE HAD so much fun with Fish as it is a manifestation and representation of everything we as talkative students would love to do but cannot in a Library. The Fish can laugh, scream, and cry. It is a natural born performer capable of anything and everything. Unfortunately it died due to the pressures of THE sYstem.

In honour of Sushi, resurrect your own Fish to become you True Voice.....

xoxo Nx2 xoxox

StrATeGisng With da GALS written by Neo S. and Neo Mothae

Lecturers: Neox2
Lesson: How can one piss on their territory (only to have another bitch infringe on the boundaries)
Venue: The Mall a.k.a. The MATRIX

fIRST of all you have to MARK your territory sufficiently to prevent future attacks by unforseen BITCHES!!!!

Oprah even says the number one reason men cheat is because there is always a willing female lurking in the background
As a dog marks its' territory by pissing on the area, you must mark your territory.

How can you go about doing this?
Train your man to obey all your commands, what you say must resonate. Start with simple requests such as
"please buy me a cheese and tomato sandwich", if you practice this request/command regulary enough, your man will know this means :"DO IT!!!!"

As a female you have certain assets at your disposal, foremost your intelligence. Boys are so easy to influence that you could make them do practically anything! The trick is to......

Lol Got you! nOW you GOTTA read da next edition to find out THe SecRET

End of Term/Block/Quarter... whatever you want to call it

Well, today is the last day of the first teaching block. I am dead chuffed to be heading back to Durban tomorrow night. It's been a long time in Jozi and I've missed home dearly. I don't know why this entry is assuming the tone it is but it just is.I have skipped all my extra-curricular activities this week and quite frankly, I don't feel bad about it.

I have nothing else to say... over to the guest writer, Neo.
Wits has been one hell of a ride so far. It's been a crazy mind-boggling experience with everything coming at you at 320km p/h. I'm kinda glad we're taking a break but one thing I'm not glad about is separating from the cool friends I've made so far. Sumeya is such a cooooooool person just cuz she's so chilled and random. And of course Angie who is the laughter that keeps us together. Then there's the discipline of this whole operation: PhD. And of course our lil babatjie Neo II. Drama is so much better since I've met these girls, if it was possible I would come to Wits everyday just to chill at our very own Mall: The Matrix.

Passion and Coolness all the way!!!!
Here's to Dramatic Memoriez!!!