the playful k journey

the playful k journey
going somewhere slowly...

Friday, April 15, 2011

StrATeGisng With da GALS written by Neo S. and Neo Mothae

Lecturers: Neox2
Lesson: How can one piss on their territory (only to have another bitch infringe on the boundaries)
Venue: The Mall a.k.a. The MATRIX

fIRST of all you have to MARK your territory sufficiently to prevent future attacks by unforseen BITCHES!!!!

Oprah even says the number one reason men cheat is because there is always a willing female lurking in the background
As a dog marks its' territory by pissing on the area, you must mark your territory.

How can you go about doing this?
Train your man to obey all your commands, what you say must resonate. Start with simple requests such as
"please buy me a cheese and tomato sandwich", if you practice this request/command regulary enough, your man will know this means :"DO IT!!!!"

As a female you have certain assets at your disposal, foremost your intelligence. Boys are so easy to influence that you could make them do practically anything! The trick is to......

Lol Got you! nOW you GOTTA read da next edition to find out THe SecRET

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